White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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