whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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