When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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