lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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