therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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