I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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