doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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