Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
