I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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