I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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