I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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