there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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