You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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