I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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