I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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