You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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