tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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