Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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