So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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