That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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