It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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