And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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