Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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