Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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