Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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