I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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