I wanna bring you to show and tell
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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