Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
