Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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