even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
