would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This baby is an asshole
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
