if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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