You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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