Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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