why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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