the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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