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Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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