in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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