im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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