I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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