I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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