when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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