The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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