Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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