So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
A bitchslap is in order.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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