I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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