i'm lost and i look like a hooker
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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