guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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