I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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