naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
