He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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