I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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