Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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