At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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