Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i drank out of a bidet.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You don't make any sense
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