Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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