How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i love accidental penises.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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