You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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